Posted 1 minute ago

I’ll always have love for The Valley.

Posted 2 minutes ago
Posted 14 minutes ago

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

Posted 19 minutes ago
Posted 19 minutes ago

simsgonewrong:

my sim was taking photobooth photos with another girl who DIED halfway through 

Posted 19 minutes ago

dajo42:

"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in

Posted 20 minutes ago

crookednose:

minimum wage doesn’t even TOUCH a living wage, racism and sexism are alive and well, children are killed in schools on a regular basis, those who make it to college end up with hundreds of thousands in debt, our basic rights are being stripped from us daily, and adults actually believe that SELFIES are the cause for this generation’s demise

Posted 21 minutes ago
Posted 22 minutes ago

stefanicarla:

brndns-baked:

weedblogandcoolshit:

Key and Peele: let me hit that

lololol

Words cant describe my love for these two.
From Mad TV, and now, to Key & Peele.

(Source: selfprescribedstoner)

Posted 24 minutes ago

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

Posted 25 minutes ago
Posted 25 minutes ago

graceebooks:

elfauno:

Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

im gonna reblog this 300 times a day

Posted 26 minutes ago

chrihyonce:

nickelodeon:

David Beckham and his sons get GOLD slimed after he accepts the 2014 KCS GOLDEN blimp!

i bet this is the color of his sperm.

Posted 26 minutes ago

thepondsaregone:

thorinoakenbutt:

castielandpie:

poryqon:

it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life

For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw

WHAT

Posted 27 minutes ago
fuckingsession:

lets-have—sex:

😂😂😂 the look of fear

fuckingsession:

lets-have—sex:

😂😂😂 the look of fear